AC/DC

AC/DC needs an Animal

Now that AC/DC has announced the first (European) leg of the band’s 2015 world tour in support of its new album, Rock or Bust, it’s time to focus on who’ll be keeping time for the boys because current drummer Phil Rudd seems unfit for duty.

For those unawares, Rudd was arrested in New Zealand in November for threatening to kill, and possession of pot and meth. (Prosecutors dropped a murder-for-hire charge.) He’s demonstrated bizarre behavior (piggyback riding on one of his body guards, tussling with someone related to the case in front of a café, mumbling incoherent answers to media queries) and as a condition of bail is forbidden from consuming illegal drugs. (Shouldn’t that go without saying? That’s like letting a child molester out on bail on the condition that he not diddle kids. Well, duh.)

Anywho, AC/DC goes on tour in early May. Whether Rudd’s predicament is resolved by then (Rudd’s pleaded not guilty), who knows? But clearly Rudd, 60, needs help. His band mates complained that he was unreliably late when recording the new album in Canada earlier this year. He missed photo and music video shoots, forcing the band to hire a replacement drummer (Welshman Bob Richards) just for the videos. Even if Rudd beats the charges, would Angus Young and the boys want to put themselves in the position where Rudd flakes out and vanishes before a sold-out stadium show? I’m wagering no. So who’ll replace him?

Phil Rudd famously left the band in 1983 after a run-in with AC/DC’s founder, and former rhythm guitarist, Malcolm Young (who sadly was forced by dementia into retirement). Rudd rejoined in 1995 after apparently cleaning himself up and had no problems, it seems, until recently. So AC/DC’s hired drummers in the past. They were Simon Wright, who replaced Phil in the early 1980s and left the band in the early 1990s for other opportunities (he got bored with AC/DC’s repetitive style). The band hired Chris Slade to replace Wright. Both guys are fantastic drummers. The complaint against Slade was he was too fast a drummer for AC/DC’s style. And if you listen to the Live album from the early 1990s, you’ll notice the songs’ 4/4 beats are faster than the way Phil plays.

I don’t know if AC/DC would dip into that well again despite, by band’s own admission, Wright and Slade being great at what they do. Bob Richards looks competent on the Play Ball and Rock or Bust videos, but that’s not him actually drumming. It’s Phil. Here’s Bob doing his thing.

But I have solved AC/DC’s problem. There’s been a guy playing drums almost as long as AC/DC’s been churning out instantly recognizable songs that all sound the same but different. As far as I know he doesn’t do drugs or kill people—although it’s safe to say he’s prone to violence but that hasn’t stopped Dr. Teeth from keeping him in the Electric Mayhem. And this drummer, like Phil, apparently, speaks nothing but gibberish. That’s right! Animal from the Muppets!

AnimalAnimal’s been playing all that cutesie crap with the Electric Mayhem since the 1970s. Does animal look like he’d have a problem drumming to songs with lyrics that describe most of the things Phil Rudd apparently does when nobody’s looking (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)? No. Most of the guys in AC/DC are about 5 feet tall, so Animal will fit right in. I like this idea! There’s no way Janice from the Electric Mayhem could ever replace Malcolm Young (thank goodness for nephew Stevie). But Phil being replaced with a maniacal, enraged, bug-eyed monster with no known drug or alcohol problems? Count me in for that one.

In all seriousness, I hope Phil cleans up his act and is found not guilty (that’s if he’s truly not guilty; if he did it, goodbye, Phil). AC/DC doesn’t sound the same without Phil’s workmanlike whomping of the drums. And I hope he’s sitting on his stool, smoking his cigarettes, for what likely will be the band’s final world tour. But he put himself in this position. I never envisioned replacing Phil Rudd with a Muppet, but right now, it looks like only one of them is mature enough for the job. Let’s hope that changes.

AC/DC will Rock or Bust without Malcolm Young

AC/DC fans got a bit of bittersweet news that we all feared (and knew) was likely coming.

The good: The band’s newest studio album, “Rock or Bust,” releases December 2.

And the boys will tour next year!

The bad: Founding member and rhythm guitarist Malcolm Young is retiring from the band due to an undisclosed illness (the band is notoriously private and close-knit) widely believed to be a stroke. Fans knew he wasn’t appearing on this newest AC/DC album, and now we know he’ll never partake in one again–so debilitating is his illness.

His nephew, Stevie Young, played rhythm on Rock or Bust and will tour with the band. Fans will be cool with this because Stevie’s toured with them before to spell his Uncle Malcolm, who entered rehab for alcohol in the 80s. Stevie’s family, and that’s the only way AC/DC can possibly continue to exist. You cannot replace Malcolm, who’s really the band’s backbone (along with brother Angus), but AC/DC can and will continue. And I’m glad. As long as the boys feel they can play and tour and not lose what makes them great, they will.

Most importantly, I pray Malcolm recovers enough to hopefully enjoy the remainder of his life, and to fully appreciate how thankful his fans are for his contributing to the rocking soundtrack of their lives.

Hunter Shea’s Montauk Monster Kicked My Ass!

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Finishing Hunter Shea’s The Montauk Monster is akin to reading any book about the Holocaust and then deciding for yourself which one had a happier ending.

Wait! I liked Hunter’s book (I’m giving it 5 stars on Amazon) and hosted him on my blog last week! And Hunter’s book had zero to do with WWII, let’s clear that right up. But, man, did it drain me and dash my hope in mankind.

Let’s back up: It’s summertime on Long Island, N.Y., and some of the locals have been found ripped up on the beach (Hunter’s hat-tip to Jaws), and what hasn’t been torn apart will soon melt into gruesome gooey puddles. One by one, citizens, tourists and harmless pets are torn to pieces by giant dog-like animals, and it’s up to Suffolk County Police Officers Gray Dalton and Meredith Hernandez to figure out what’s ruining summer on Montauk.

Enter, the Montauk monsters. Hunter introduces us to Plum Island, a government research base off Montauk’s coast where the scientists clearly weren’t trying to create ice cream that never melts. No, these gods in white lab coats spliced together the DNA of a bunch of different animals (boars, wolves, hawks, Philadelphia Eagles fans, you name it) to create war machines—deadly animals whose sole purpose in life is to kill. Think of a Great Dane’s body with a head that has a boar’s tusks and snout, and the mouth is an eagle’s sharp beak. Stay with me! Just think of horrid amalgamations of animals that have blackish-blue diseased skin, and whose bites transmit a deadly virus (Hunter’s hat-tip to Alien). Imagine dropping these things into enemy territory to root out the bad guys, because that’s why they were bred. However, the monsters got off Plum Island and swam for Montauk’s shore.

(Side note: AC/DC’s Black Ice album has a song called War Machine, and I couldn’t help but think of these monsters eating people to the tune of Angus and Malcolm Youngs’ grinding guitars and Brian Johnson’s werewolf howls.)

Montauk’s soon overrun with war machines. Enter the Army, FBI, CIA, CDC, HAZMAT, EPA, DHS, and just about every acronymed government agency out there converging on Long Island to try to stop these monsters and this virus that causes your infected body to bubble and explode.

Hunter’s novel never slows, but that doesn’t stop him from developing characters you want to survive—and that’s tough for the heroes to do in The Montauk Monster. It’s like riding a roller-coaster through hell because of what’s happening to those poor people in the book. Spoiler Alert: Don’t read this sentence if you don’t want to know that you should not get attached to any character in The Montauk Monster.

Here’s what I enjoyed the most about the book: You loathe the monsters because of what they are: merciless killing machines. The only way you could like them is if they were deployed inside the Kremlin to root out Vladimir Putin. But I soon found myself loathing more the faceless people who created the beasts, and the indifference these men and women show toward the innocent men, women and children they just prefer to firebomb rather than rescue if it means stopping the monsters from escaping Montauk. It dawns on Gray and Meredith that monsters need not have fangs.

AC/DC and Pink Floyd to release albums this year!

OK, so, how the hell does AC/DC or Pink Floyd have anything to do with horror?

Easy. AC/DC’s album Who Made Who served as the soundtrack for Stephen King’s movie, Maximum Overdrive. King’s a big AC/DC fan and even directed Maximum Overdrive, which, well, might go down in history as the best movie ever directed by Stephen King. Um, let’s move on. Stephen King writes horror, likes AC/DC, hence, the horror connection.

And since I would gladly burn my feet on hot coals at a Tony Robbins convention just to see the band plug in their amps, you might consider me a die-hard fan, too.

This leads me to doing the Snoopy Dance over the news that AC/DC has finished recording its latest studio album, which likely means a fall release! This will be a bittersweet album for reasons AC/DC fans know well. Founding member and rhythm guitarist Malcolm Young won’t appear on the album because he’s recovering from a serious illness (widely believed to be a stroke). So the band enlisted Young nephew Stevie Young to fill in for him. Stevie substituted for Malcolm during the late 1980s Blow Up Your Video tour so that Uncle Malcolm could go to rehab for alcohol abuse. Fans will gladly accept Stevie wielding a Gretsch in his uncle’s stead. And chances are Malcolm had some input in writing the tunes, so he’ll be involved with the album in some respect.

And, oh, by the way, Pink Floyd is getting in on the act, too! I’m not a huge Pink Floyd fan, but my sister is, and this should make her happy: the English psychedelic (whatever you want to call them) rockers will release their first studio album in 20 years! It’s titled The Endless River. Now, even though keyboardist Richard Wright sadly succumbed to cancer a few years back at age 65, the band was able to take some recordings it did during its Division Bell tour and spruce it up with Nick Mason’s drums and, more importantly, David Gilmour’s guitar (and I’m assuming, voice). Band founder, bassist and lead grump Roger Waters had zero to do with this album.

It’s fair to say both Pink Floyd and AC/DC fans will listen to these albums with a fair amount of wistfulness, knowing that key members couldn’t be involved due to illness, death, and being pissed off for 35 years. Such is life, and while we have some left in us, it’ll be nice to rock out or do whatever you do to Pink Floyd as 2014 winds down.

For AC/DC and their Fans, by a Fan

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AC/DC’s Malcolm Young; courtesy: ACDC.com

AC/DC confirmed today that founding member and rhythm guitarist Malcolm Young is ill and will take some time away from the band. But let’s first talk about the band’s quasi-compilation album, Who Made Who.

Who Made Who, by every imaginable standard, is not AC/DC’s best album. The rock ‘n’ roll giants released it in 1986 as the soundtrack to Stephen King’s Maximum Overdrive. It offered one new song (the album’s title) and two instrumentals. Beyond that, it offered nothing but tunes from previous efforts. Many consider it a “greatest hits” album–but not the band. When reviewing AC/DC’s extensive catalog, Who Made Who reads as a footnote.

Not to me.

I was 11 when it debuted and wouldn’t be familiar with the band or album until high school. My introduction to AC/DC has been replicated the world over: I heard You Shook Me All Night Long, loved it, and asked “What band is that?” I eventually found the compact disc (Who Made Who) that had the song. (Had I known any AC/DC fans, they’d have commanded me to instead buy Back in Black, the band’s Sgt. Pepper’s, because it had the same song and nine other classics.)

I probably listened to YSMANL 1,000 times, as well as Shake Your Foundations, Hell’s Bells, For those About to Rock (We Salute You), and Ride On, a song featuring a singer who sounded nothing like the vocalist on the other tracks. Why? Who are these singers, anyway? Who plays the guitar and why is he dressed like a school boy? Where’d they come from? Australia? Really?

These are the questions people ask themselves while discovering their Band.

We all have our Band, the one that rises above all others. There are no ties. Your Band is like what cigarettes are to smokers. You have your brand and you rarely deviate. You might try other smokes, but will always return to that one familiar pack that clearly warns it will kill you one day.

AC/DC’s my Band and they didn’t use chemicals to addict me. It was music, one layer of lead guitar crunching along with rhythm guitar, accompanied by booming 4/4 drum beats and bass lines that sound the same on every glorious damn song they play. Yeah, the lyrics are sometimes oversexed to the point of silliness–but damn fun to sing when sober and nobody’s listening, or when drunk and everyone else is screaming them.

AC/DC fans know lead guitarist Angus Young duck walks around stage while playing a Gibson SG. His older brother, Malcolm, hovers in the back with a yellow Gretsch. Brian Johnson screeches like a Gatsby-wearing werewolf with laryngitis. Cliff Williams hangs back and picks his Fender bass, and lastly, but not least, Phil Rudd’s workmanlike pounding on his Sonor drum kit powers AC/DC’s distinctive sound.

Nothing’s better and louder than an AC/DC concert: September 6, 1996, I saw my heroes live for the first time in Philadelphia (and 11 more times since). I didn’t plan on doing it, but I raised my arms and screamed “Yeeeaaaaah!” when Angus ran onto the stage. It just exploded out of me.

Malcolm and Angus, transplanted Scotsmen, formed AC/DC in Australia in 1973. Brian wasn’t the band’s first singer. That was Bon Scott, the hard-living ladies man who died by misadventure (a pleasant way of saying he choked on his own vomit while unconscious) in 1980. AC/DC fans know all this. They know that Malcolm once took a hiatus from the band to kick the bottle (they also know that his nephew, Stevie Young, filled in for him during the 1988 Blow Up Your Video tour).

The names Simon Wright, Chris Slade and Mark Evans mean nothing to the casual AC/DC fan, but real ones can tick off which instruments those former band members played and when: Wright, drums, mid 1980s after Phil had a falling out with the band; Slade, drums, early 1990s after Wright joined Dio (Phil returned in the mid 1990s); and Evans, bass, mid 70s until being replaced by Williams.

You know you love a rock band when you feel like you know the members even when you don’t. You care about the music they produce, but you care more about the boys, as fans often refer to them. You hope they’re as cool in real life as they are on stage because it sucks when your one encounter with your heroes reveals they’re actually assholes. AC/DC, in my dealings with them as a journalist and fan, couldn’t have been kinder. I met all five when they did a record signing in New York City on the day of their Stiff Upper Lip release in 2000. I remember shaking Angus’ hand and that his palm and fingers were so calloused it was like gripping sandpaper. I informed Malcolm I was going to review the album for my newspaper but told him up front it wasn’t for a big publication. He was cool with it, said you gotta start somewhere, and wished me well. A few years later they played the Roseland Ballroom the night after being inducted into the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame and I was literally front row, center, crushed against a gate holding back a horde of fans behind me. I covered for USA Today the boys kicking off their Black Ice world tour in 2008. And a few years after that, Brian came to New Jersey to sign copies of his autobiography. Again USA Today let me check things out, and it was the coolest day of work ever. Brian’s a jovial English chap. He didn’t let me down. See for yourself:

AC/DC fans got a sobering dose of reality this past week. Malcolm may (it’s not been disclosed) have suffered a stroke and it’s limited his ability to play guitar, and that he physically might not be able to record or perform again.

My first thought: I hope he’s okay. My second thought: what does this mean for my Band? It’s still unclear. Their website indicates they’ll continue to record. Brian said the band’s booked for a recording session next month in Canada and they’ll give it a go. Subsequent to that, AC/DC released a statement on its website saying Malcolm would be taking time off from the band. So, I don’t see how you can reconcile the two. Either he’s taking off (which I believe he is) or he’s going to Canada in a few weeks (I’m inclined to think he’s not). And if he’s that sick, he shouldn’t.

Any way you look at this situation, given Malcolm’s health and the age of the band members (Mal’s 61, the rest are in their late 50s or early to mid 60s), AC/DC’s winding down. Brian a few months back spoke of a 40th anniversary tour to accompany a new album, and I was thrilled to hear it, but also cognizant that it likely would be their swan song. Tuns out the swan might’ve already sung.

Angus gets the notoriety because of his onstage antics, but Malcolm’s the backbone and guiding force. He’s irreplaceable. No Malcolm, no AC/DC. I, like many fans, have done a lot of reflecting on what life will be like without our Band.

Would I like a new album and final tour? Of course. Would I rather see Malcolm recover, play with some grandkids, and live another couple of decades so he can reflect on what AC/DC has meant to millions of people?

Yes. No contest yes.

Get well, Malcolm. Whatever happens, thank you. Know that you’ve given us all we could ever ask for and that we’ll all ride on.

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L to R: Phil Rudd, Malcolm Young, Angus Young, Brian Johnson and Cliff Williams; and my Band’s CD that started it all for me.